My children have been replaced by other, stranger children

A shallow analysis based on very little evidence

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Last night, my oldest daughter, Nadia, asserted that the Earth was flat. She refused to tell us who put this idea in her head, which either means she’s being secretly brainwashed or she has a five-year-old’s understanding of the world. I’d like to give her the benefit of the doubt…